Dial our Heavenly Hotline at (720) 432-8360 and leave God a voicemail. (24 Hours A Day)Why are wings in a separate package?Once you reach heaven you do not automatically receive wings. You must sign up and take a flight training course. This way you can plan and sign up for the class before hand. (Our WINGS package is not yet available but coming soon!)Do you offer any other products?We are currently working on expanding out Heavenly product line. Expect to see some new items coming very soon, such as a new Wings Kit, a Halo Kit, our own bottled water and even a chance to own real estate in Heaven!
If I’m going to hell, can I reserve my spot into heaven?You could certainly try, but we can’t guarantee that the gatekeeper won’t know about your situation. Background checks are frequently done before entering and if you have a one way ticket to hell then there is a chance that they will find out.
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