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What a deal! Buy your way into heaven for only $15.95!!!

submitted on October 20, 2010 by sareece in "Member's Lounge"
I hope this doesnt strike a nerve with anyone but I find this absolutely hilarious! People never cease to amaze me with their get rich schemes!

And on the other end of the spectrum... are you P.O.ed at someone? Want to give them just pay backs??? Send them to hell!

Eeek seriously?

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    Posted by tammy987 on October 20, 2010
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    Amused I wonder how you're supposed to collect on the 100% guarantee if it doesn't work?
    • DebsFreebies
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      Posted by DebsFreebies on October 20, 2010
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      Well, I guess if it doesn't work they come back at you and they "re posses" the deal.
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    Posted by YanBz on October 20, 2010
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    This is even more ridiculous than buying land on Moon or naming a star.
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    Posted by sareece on October 20, 2010
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    Here is a good one too! Pay an atheist to care for your pet after the rapture! lol!-
    • HouTex
      Posted by HouTex on October 20, 2010
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      $110 for the first pet ??!! Eeek Amused
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    • DebsFreebies
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      Posted by DebsFreebies on October 20, 2010 [reply] 0 0
      "We currently cover the following states:
      Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama and Ohio."

      [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]

      What?? No atheists in other states?

      Atheists that want to offer peace of mind...interesting.

      Did you see the terms and conditions? How about this one?

      "If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered."
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    Posted by HouTex on October 20, 2010
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    This must be a joke! They offer payment by Paypal or money orders, no phone contact, but there are no items to place in the cart either.

    Did you see the FAQs? They offer a discount group rate Roll Eyes , and reservations for your pets, too.

    These were pretty silly:
    Dial our Heavenly Hotline at (720) 432-8360 and leave God a voicemail. (24 Hours A Day)

    Why are wings in a separate package?
    Once you reach heaven you do not automatically receive wings. You must sign up and take a flight training course. This way you can plan and sign up for the class before hand. (Our WINGS package is not yet available but coming soon!)

    Do you offer any other products?
    We are currently working on expanding out Heavenly product line. Expect to see some new items coming very soon, such as a new Wings Kit, a Halo Kit, our own bottled water and even a chance to own real estate in Heaven!

    But this one was the best! Amused
    If I’m going to hell, can I reserve my spot into heaven?
    You could certainly try, but we can’t guarantee that the gatekeeper won’t know about your situation. Background checks are frequently done before entering and if you have a one way ticket to hell then there is a chance that they will find out.
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    Posted by DebsFreebies on October 20, 2010
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    Did you know you could lease Jesus?

    I'm sure a "non-Prophet" organization owns it.

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