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Sweet anonymous revenge for under $20
There are 3 varieties: Cow Dung, Elephant Crap and Gorilla Poop.
You can send a quart or a gallon.
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Looking for a great gag gift? Has some one really p***** you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of poop.
We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of poop that we can send, including a special poop of the month. Go to the order page to see what's on special this month.
The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:
1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
3. For your mean boss
4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
6. A gag gift
7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
10. You just don't like them
I sent a pile of poop to my neighbor that lets her dog s*** in everybody's yard. She must have gotten the message because now she carries a plastic bag around with her and actually cleans up after the dog. She never did that before. Thanks for a job well done. Mary - San Francisco, CA
Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my j****** brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He dosen't know who it came from. He's so p***** off it's great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation. Anonymous - Harrisburg, PA
This is a gift that every a****** neighbor should get. Your neighbor Trenton NJ