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Steampunk Time Machine Costs $100,000

submitted on October 17, 2010 by gabyperu in "Member's Lounge"

Possibility of time travel is a long standing question/ fantasy for us humans, but if you’re rich enough you could just buy a time machine, and find out the wonders of time travel yourself. If you don’t like it, simply return to yesterday and don’t buy it. The Steampunk time machine from Watts Industries’ labs runs on raw liquid ether held in the containment vessel at the bottom.

All the user really needs to do, is to wind the clockwork mechanism on the top, the desired number of times. And Voila! time travel a.k.a. chronoporting. The Etsy page has a classic disclaimer as well: “Watts Industries Accepts no responsibility for chronofreeze, ingestion by theropods, Vexatious encounters with robots and infantication.
If raw liquid ether is ingested seek medical attention yesterday.”

The time machine is listed on for $100,000 but thankfully, it appears that the machine isn’t being sold.


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