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Some zen thoughts for those who need a little humor.

submitted on March 21, 2009 by Solstice in "Member's Lounge"
A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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    Posted by YanBz on March 21, 2009 [reply] 0 0
    That is funny. I will throw in some more thoughts, not mine as usual Wink

    Frugality is an imbued practice. Parsimony is a learned behavior. Thrift is a forced circumstance. Cheapness is a character defect.
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      Posted by Solstice on March 21, 2009
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      I should be upfront, as I totally ripped those off, but I could not find an author to give credit to.
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    Posted by MikeG on March 21, 2009 [reply] 0 0
    Very funny indeed.. Here are some more

    Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

    Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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    Posted by MikeG on March 21, 2009 [reply] 0 0
    a few more...

    "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things!"

    "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

    "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," Calvin.

    "He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."

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