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Seasonally Correct Greetings

submitted on December 24, 2010 by equipurple in "Member's Lounge"
Greetings,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday - practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 CE, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world great, (not to imply that the world is necessarily greater than any other planet) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following EULA (End User License Agreement):

This greeting subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best (within reasonable limits) wishes,

Equipurple
 

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  • 93001
    DebsFreebies
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    Posted by DebsFreebies on December 24, 2010
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    ROFL Amused

    You almost have to do it that way, anymore!
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    Solstice
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    Posted by Solstice on December 24, 2010
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    Equipurple, did you write this entirely yourself? Its hilarious.
  • 93017
    arzkar
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    Posted by arzkar on December 24, 2010
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    Amused
    Best wishes to you too Equipurple.
  • 93022
    emma123
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    Posted by emma123 on December 24, 2010
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    Best wishes to you too Equipurple.
  • 93075
    CouponNut
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    Posted by CouponNut on December 24, 2010
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    Very clever Equipurple, makes wishing you Happy Holidays very easy! Happy Holidays! Big Grin
  • 93142
    tammy987
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    Posted by tammy987 on December 25, 2010
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    Amused And a happy non-denominational winter holiday to you, too!

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