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Need to Get From China to Japan?

submitted on October 29, 2010 by midget in "Member's Lounge"
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The one i found funny was where it says to jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
China

1. Head east on 312国道/312國道 toward 309省道
15.9 km
2. Turn left onto the ramp to 巉柳高速
Partial toll road

600 m
3. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 巉柳高速 and merge onto 巉柳高速
Partial toll road

37.2 km
4. Take the exit toward 十八里鋪互通立交橋/十八里铺互通立交桥
36 m
5. Keep right at the fork
24 m
6. Take the ramp to 天巉公路
600 m
7. Slight left at 天巉公路
Partial toll road

151 km
8. Slight left to stay on 天巉公路
Toll road

35.8 km
9. Slight left to stay on 天巉公路
Partial toll road

4.6 km
10. Take the ramp onto 天北高速
12.2 km
11. Take the exit
500 m
12. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto 310国道/310國道
1.5 km
13. Turn left at 羲皇大道
2.3 km
14. Turn right at 310国道/310國道
Toll road

7.7 km
15. Take the ramp onto 连霍高速/連霍高速
Partial toll road

142 km
16. Continue onto 西宝高速/西寶高速
Toll road

148 km
17. Take exit 潼关/铜川/绕城高速-潼關/銅川/繞城高速 toward 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road

250 m
18. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 繞城高速/绕城高速 and merge onto 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road

42.2 km
19. Take exit 韓森寨/藍田/商洛/商南-韩森寨/蓝田/商洛/商南 toward 西蓝高速/西藍高速
Toll road

1.2 km
20. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 西蓝高速/西藍高速 and merge onto 西蓝高速/西藍高速
Toll road

21.6 km
21. Slight left at 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Partial toll road

891 km
22. Slight right at 合肥繞城高速/合肥绕城高速
Toll road

6.6 km
23. Take exit G40/滁州/南京 on the left toward 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Toll road

500 m
24. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Toll road

350 m
25. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 沪陕高速/滬陝高速 and merge onto 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Toll road

78.0 km
26. Continue onto 合宁高速/合寧高速
Toll road

13.6 km
27. Continue onto 宁合高速/寧合高速
Partial toll road

16.1 km
28. Take exit 宁连高速/淮安/三桥-寧連高速/淮安/三橋 toward 三桥高速/三橋高速
550 m
29. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 三桥高速/三橋高速 and merge onto 三桥高速/三橋高速
Partial toll road

13.6 km
30. Take exit 繞城公路/雨花台區-绕城公路/雨花台区 to merge onto 繞城公路/绕城公路
Partial toll road

28.3 km
31. Take exit 馬群/中山陵/中山門/滬寧高速-马群/中山陵/中山门/沪宁高速 toward 沪宁高速/滬寧高速
100 m
32. Take exit 沪宁高速-滬寧高速 to merge onto 沪宁高速/滬寧高速
Partial toll road

248 km
33. Continue onto 京沪高速/京滬高速
Partial toll road

22.3 km
34. Take exit S20/外环隧道方向-S20/外環隧道方向 to merge onto 外环高速/外環高速
22.3 km
35. Take exit 同济路-同濟路 toward 泰和路
400 m
36. Continue straight onto 泰和路
130 m
37. Turn left at 同济路/同濟路
600 m
38. Slight right to stay on 同济路/同濟路
1.0 km
39. Turn right at 双城路/雙城路
2.1 km
40. Turn right at 塘后路
500 m
41. Turn left at 塘后支路
400 m
42. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
782 km
43. Continue straight
1.4 km
44. Turn right at 県道350号線
2.1 km
45. Continue onto 県道349号線
11.3 km
46. Turn right
57 m
47. Turn left
58 m
48. Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry
Partial toll road

49.5 km
49. Continue straight
99 m
50. Turn right
180 m
51. Turn right
350 m
52. Turn left toward 県道38号線
750 m
53. Continue straight onto 県道38号線
900 m
54. Turn right at 串木野駅(交差点) onto 国道3号線
32.9 km
55. Turn left to merge onto 九州自動車道
Toll road

342 km
56. Continue onto 関門橋
Toll road

9.2 km
57. Continue onto 中国自動車道
Toll road

64.6 km
58. Take exit 山口JCT toward 山陽道・広島・大阪
Toll road

1.5 km
59. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road

94.8 km
60. Take exit 有料道路大竹IC to merge onto 広島岩国道路
Toll road

12.5 km
61. Take the ramp on the right to 山陽道・広島・大阪
Toll road

1.2 km
62. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road

309 km
63. Take exit 神戸JCT toward 中国道・西宮北・大阪
Toll road

1.2 km
64. Merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road

30.1 km
65. Take exit 吹田JCT on the right toward 名神・京都
Toll road

1.2 km
66. Merge onto 名神高速道路
Toll road

167 km
67. Continue onto 東名高速道路 (signs for 東名・中央道・静岡・飯田)
Toll road

6.4 km
68. Take exit 小牧JCT toward 中央道・多治見・飯田
Toll road

900 m
69. Merge onto 中央自動車道
Toll road

161 km
70. Take exit 岡谷JCT toward 長野道・松本・長野
Toll road

700 m
71. Merge onto 長野自動車道
Toll road

3.1 km
72. Take exit 高速岡谷IC toward 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線
Toll road

1.0 km
73. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 佐久・新和田トンネル有料道路
Toll road

85 m
74. Turn right at 岡谷I.C(交差点) onto 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線
2.6 km
75. Turn left at 湖北トンネル南(交差点) onto 国道142号線
10.1 km
76. Take the ramp onto 新和田トンネル有料道路
Toll road

4.5 km
77. Take the ramp onto 国道142号線
Partial toll road

13.1 km
78. Turn right at 大和橋(交差点) onto 大門街道/国道152号線
2.7 km
79. Slight left
190 m
80. Turn left
750 m

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  • 85414
    sandyshore
    professor
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    Posted by sandyshore on October 29, 2010
    [reply] 3 0
    Another lawsuit waiting to happen...
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    • mooncow728
      professor
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      Posted by mooncow728 on October 29, 2010
      [reply] 3 0
      Sadly you are probably right. What ever happened to common sense?
  • 85436
    deby32953
    professor
    Posted by deby32953 on October 29, 2010
    [reply] 3 0
    That writing looks so cool!
  • 85438
    Avatar_g
    teacher
    Posted by sareece on October 30, 2010
    [reply] 3 0
    I looked up from Oklahoma to Japan and it told me to Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Amused At least you get to jet ski! Amused Amused Amused
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    • midget
      professor
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      Posted by midget on October 30, 2010
      [reply] 2 0
      Roflmao. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean 3,879 mi.
      Entering Japan

      At least now I know google is full of jokes. Amused

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