I don't know why, but I got a hoot out of this.
For only $16.64, you too can reenact portions of biblical history/myth. (Word choice is up to you.)
Will you feed the hungry, cure the blind, or skip straight to the crucification?
Quite possibly the first action figure to have 'turns water into wine' as a selling point on the box, this Jesus action figure stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands! He comes in an illustrated window box with 8 accessories: a jug, 2 fish, and 5 loaves of bread.