Some of my favorites:
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
It’s against the law to sing off-key.
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Tickling a woman is unlawful.