Right now, terrorists are plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate. My wife and daughter have been kidnapped... and people that I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.
I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things.
You probably don't think I could force a towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto a little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It's very painful. So vote up my deals.
Lastly, I have killed two people since midnight, I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe... maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now. So I say again, vote up my deals.
My real name is Buddy Pine but I am known to everyone as Syndrome. I am very good with gadgets and weapons design and my skills made me rich at one point in life. My latest enterprise hasn't been very successful though and I am currently running and broke (thus my obsession with cheap stuff). Don't underestimate me though. My time will come and the world will hear my name yet one more time!
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