No, you misread the e-mail. its 1000 rubles, which in American currency is currently worth $31.48. Oh, and it has to be picked up in person this Thursday between the times of 2:37am and 2:38am, while wearing a pink tutu, and must be verbally requested in the spoken language of Klingon. You are also required to sing and perform the time warp dance from Rocky Horror Picture Show when you first enter through the door.