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7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

submitted on August 17, 2010 by mooncow728 in "Member's Lounge"
Let's pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren't already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.

There's a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It's because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn't make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you've been working on. Why?


Find out the reasons here: http://www.cracked.com/article.....ickly.html
 

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    Posted by tammy987 on August 18, 2010
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    Amused Someone spent a lot of time thinking about this!
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    • mooncow728
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      Posted by mooncow728 on August 18, 2010 [reply] 0 0
      I know. I thought it was hilarious though. My husband and I joke around about a zombie outbreak sometimes so I showed him and he thought it was dumb Sad

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