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13 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You

submitted on May 22, 2010 by mooncow728 in "Member's Lounge"

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.


Read the other 10 things here: http://www.rd.com/your-america.....63491.html
 

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  • 62783
    mooncow728
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    Posted by mooncow728 on May 22, 2010
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    8 More things a burglar won't tell you. http://www.rd.com/living-healt.....56681.html
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    Solstice
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    Posted by Solstice on May 22, 2010
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    Things I won't tell the burglar...

    1. You're on a live Internet feed that I can access from anywhere in the world, which conveniently is also recorded to an off site location. Its motion activated to start recording when I'm not home.

    2. My computers and laptops all have tracking software on them.

    3. The safe you took with you in haste is filled with crap and a hilarious note.

    4. Those swords on the wall... I know how to use them, and many of them are weapons grade.

    5. My dog is only friendly when we are home, otherwise the dog will enjoy the taste of your human flesh.
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    • Solstice
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      Posted by Solstice on May 22, 2010
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      I forgot to also tell you that there is GPS locater in the safe. It may not take you too long to open, but I know where you were when you opened it, and so do the local constabulary. Big Grin
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    • mooncow728
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      Posted by mooncow728 on May 22, 2010
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      3. The safe you took with you in haste is filled with crap and a hilarious note.

      Nice! Amused
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    • HouTex
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      Posted by HouTex on May 22, 2010
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      otherwise the dog will enjoy the taste of your human flesh

      Reminds me of the t-shirts we saw at a dog show:
      "My dog loves burgular - tastes just like chicken!"
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    • pablos17
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      Posted by pablos17 on May 24, 2010
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      Solstice, would you be so kind as to share what type of security camera system/software you are using? I am looking to setup something similar at my new residence. Thanks.
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    • Solstice
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      Posted by Solstice on May 24, 2010 [reply] 0 0
      Sorry, but that is too much information for me to be comfortable sharing.

      Even what I already gave is bit more than I'm usually willing to let go information wise, but I thought it would prove more helpful more than harmful in this context.

      Some of what I would have to share, would be enough for a clever man to take advantage of.
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    iggy27
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    Posted by iggy27 on May 23, 2010
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    Thank You For The Tips.
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    Posted by pablos17 on May 27, 2010
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    Another tip for those of you with a garage...see the video...

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