Lucien Picard Italy Sport 2106BU Maranello Collection Chronograph Mens Watch

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"Johnson, the whole office is abuzz with gossip surrounding your new Lucien Piccard Maranello Collection watch, but there's a slight problem. Let me first say that your new timepiece is truly fascinating and strikingly handsome. The dial alone is filling my whole being with a giddy glee that I haven't felt since I was a young boy.
"The problem lies not with your watch, Johnson, but somewhere else. It's your mouth. Just because you own a brand-new Maranello LP that celebrates the famed racing mecca of Maranello, Italy, you needn't make constant motor noises with your mouth. The other employees have been complaining. Especially about the screeching noise you make when you stop to refill your coffee mug in the kitchen.